Sam

The biggest MILF fucker known to man, this guy is the realest gangsta to ever live. He goes to the gym and fucks mad bitches with his astronomical cock size that is only obtainable by Sam's. Sam doesn't take shit but shits in others mouths.

Man I wish I was more like Sam.

by itsSamBrah May 12, 2022

sam

a f$%#^ing idiot

sam can go die

by yiuece May 9, 2022

Sam

Sam has a big dick. And usually gets all the girls. And he has about 4 close friends. His mom is his world.

Hey you know Sam

by Chicken nugget22222 November 21, 2021

Sam

WiFi problems are caused by sam

Sam fixed the wifi

by rnr321 September 22, 2020

Sam

Short ass motherfucker. Uses a voice changer cause he's not funny.

"Sam is so unfunny." -Everyone

by Sam Haater April 11, 2023

Uncle Sam Special

While giving a person anal, you rob their pockets of all their money.

I gave her the old uncle sam special.

by Plutarchheavensbee62 October 2, 2023

Sam

Someone with the name Sam has a gargantuan cock and is the best at any game (especially fortnite)

His name is Sam

by apogaleveleve November 22, 2023