Potato

To be very crappy, slow, or even bad

or, a extremely awesome crop brought to Europe from the New world that saved lives

Dude, I want to play but my graphics card is potato

by KAWGY June 14, 2018

Potato

A potato is a beautiful existance. POTATO POWER!

You: Hey, look. A potato! Potato: Im a beautiful existance.

by I()Cats December 31, 2022

potato

when you’re playing any shooting game and miss horribly

“broo you couldn’t hit a shot you’re a potato”

by greyyyyyyyyyhhh April 24, 2022

potato chip man

The guy from the "death note" manga named light yagami, yeah, take an 'L' of you don't know him

Guy 1: omg I saw the potato chip man
Guy 2: who?
Guy 1: you fucking idiot, it's light yagami.

by Poopoowoman March 15, 2024

Baked potato

When youre face fucking a girl and she vomits all over your dick then she puts a condom on it to let it bake then she takes it off and keeps giving you a good succ

I want a baked potato tonight!

by Samsungwasher October 28, 2017

Potato

A potato is usually a female called jess who likes to eat and sleep while also playing badminton or reading fan fictions about BTS. She is extremely gay but refuses to leave the closet much to the dismay of her wife.

Idk lmao potato

by IAmAPotatoDuhh December 15, 2018

Potato Masher

First World War slang for an anti-tank grenade, because it looks like a potato masher.

A: do you have a potato masher?
B: this *gives anti-tank grenade to A*
A: WTF dude do you want to kill me?!
B: You were the one who said you needed a potato masher.

by anonymous February 22, 2024