Play Date

When you use the stall at work after your friend does.

"Just dropped the kids off at the pool. "
"Nice. I'm gonna see if they want a play date."

by TmDcM December 15, 2022

Playing Convertibles

When 2 straight guys hold their dinks out, touching tip to tip and take turns rolling their skin / foreskin on an off the tip.

Oh those two lazy bastards, they're too busy "playing convertibles" to get off their asses and come to the BBQ, party, club etc etc

Why don't you two losers stop bothering me and get back to your game of "playing convertibles"

by Not playin convertibles July 29, 2011

Jesses midget play date

A play house invented by Jesse and the family. Sadly was not improved because some midgets were offended.

Wanna go to Jesses midget play date? Hear he’s the mascot.

by Jacksueylolsi December 16, 2021

in my basement really high playing guitar

knocking a man named Jackson off a scooter at 20mph

David: "Where were you the night that Jackson fell off of his scooter at 20 mph"
Mark: "I was in my basement really high playing guitar"

by WadedVinos July 17, 2020

play automobile

I'll be the horn and she will blow you

Why don't we go in the other room and play automobile so I can be the horn and you can blow me

horn automobile blow

by brobill4848 November 11, 2015

I want to play league

Showing the want/need to kill yourself.

My friend said, "I want to play league".
Sorry for your loss.

by ProAngler11 November 6, 2022

Playing Garlic Tarloc

A medium-high state of intoxication. When you're drunk enough that you've begun to make amusing vocabulary errors, but not completely smashed.

Person 1: Man I was so wasted last night lol
Person 2: Were you Playing Garlic Tarloc ?
Person 3: Lol beyond Tarloc my dude

by Marshallllllllllllll Banana October 15, 2017