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Little Jesus

An alternate name for a penis. If it's not your frist boner then it's a Resurrection
Little Jesus shows up every morning for no reason
by Cony lingus April 19, 2022
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Gabriel Jesus Camacho Espinoza De La Santisima Trinidad

He is very un intelligent but really smart. He's a nice person and he's autistic with us. He's short, Mexican, and says stuff out of no where
Im talking about the short Gabriel. You know, Gabriel Jesus Camacho Espinoza De La Santisima Trinidad.
by bruh idk. im not einstien December 5, 2023
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the holy jesus

for people into shit fetishes this ones for you after a long period of anal fucking a bird that had a bad case of the shits you stand and stretch like jesus on the cross then the girl still in the doggy position sprays you from head to foot in shit causing the holy jesus effect its a mix of holy shit and jesus
oh mighty god i pray to thee that you give this woman thy power to spray thee in feocal matter from thy head to thy foot therefore giving me thy power of the holy jesus
by anal*smear August 21, 2008
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jesus tits and a half

Meaning holy shit or oh my gosh but at a whole new extreme
Jesus tits and a half you neeed to settle that skanktron down
by joshyboi November 16, 2013
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Jesus

juilo: i worship jesus
muhammed: let me educate u, jesus is not god, he is prophet
julio: understanded, i will become muslim now
by lol rap god November 16, 2022
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jesus christ

a normal person that died on the cross nothing special
IM A CHRISTAIN I LOVE THE PERSON THAT NORMALY DIED FOR NO REASON AKA jesus christ
by DNA POOP March 10, 2021
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