by The king Friday April 20, 2014
Get the roof job mug.A blow job from a woman with a very large gap between her front two teeth. Also known as "falling into the gap"
by Adrienne Levy and Sy Islam January 2, 2008
Get the smile job mug.instead of it being a woman sucking a dick its simply a man licking a vagina and smothering his face into it pleasuring a woman forever and making her love you.☺
mark : man i want to vagger job her so bad she look gorgous
dan: i done it she has quite the vagina
mark: daaaaayumn
dan: i done it she has quite the vagina
mark: daaaaayumn
by Pwnage333 July 16, 2009
Get the Vagger job mug.1. i crab jobb'ed that chick like she was a seafood buffet!
2. Oh yeah, she used to have crabs, but i gave her a really long crab job and now she's clean.
2. Oh yeah, she used to have crabs, but i gave her a really long crab job and now she's clean.
by aronf13 January 17, 2010
Get the crab job mug.Sexual Act:
The woman is on top of the Man. The man is aroused but not as far along as the female, male, counter part. The partner and presumptuously the one on top, begins to touch genitals. He or she, she or he, then begins to oscillate and sway while, warmth and wetness travel to the other.
Images:
Hot dog sliding in and out of a bun.
Vacuuming, with a hose attachment, a baseball bat.
The woman is on top of the Man. The man is aroused but not as far along as the female, male, counter part. The partner and presumptuously the one on top, begins to touch genitals. He or she, she or he, then begins to oscillate and sway while, warmth and wetness travel to the other.
Images:
Hot dog sliding in and out of a bun.
Vacuuming, with a hose attachment, a baseball bat.
1: Dude, last night I was so horny man, and she made my day!
2: Dude, Blow job? Just a handie?
1: Better, the squat job, man..
2: Squat Job??
1: Yeah, she's on top and she rocks her hips with her lips spread wide on your cock. Like fucking a taco, that's hardshell!
1: Ftwtf, that's awesome!
2: Dude, Blow job? Just a handie?
1: Better, the squat job, man..
2: Squat Job??
1: Yeah, she's on top and she rocks her hips with her lips spread wide on your cock. Like fucking a taco, that's hardshell!
1: Ftwtf, that's awesome!
by krho November 11, 2009
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When someone gives a blow-job to someone who is wearing a strap-on, usually given to females because they don't got a D!
When someone gives a blow-job to someone who is wearing a strap-on, usually given to females because they don't got a D!
by Big Saxy October 20, 2014
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