Milk

A white liquid in which your Dad went to get but he left for 17 years

My Dad went to get Milk but he has not come back.

by xXel_papa_de_los_PollitosXx January 27, 2020

Chocolate milk

When you nut in someone’s ass and they shit at the same time

Brooooo we just made chocolate milk last night! Nice bro!

by Eugens’s ass April 27, 2021

Milk

The excuse Dad's make to disappear for the rest of your life and may or may not come back

Dad: "Kids I'm going to buy some Milk!"
Kids: "Ok Dad!"
(19 years later)
Dad: *comes home with Milk* "I got the Milk Kids!"
Kids: "Liar"

by I ate your chicken nugget January 2, 2020

Milk

Drinkable cum

She drank my milk.

by UserDeadSince69Years March 20, 2022

Columbian Milk Mustache

The act of ejaculating onto another person's upper lip to simulate a milk mustache.

"Nathaniel was so weird last night, he asked me for a Columbian Milk Mustache. Kinda weird, don't you think?"

by Claym0re March 23, 2025

Milk

A word used as an adjective popularly used by Gen Z to say something is awesome, or amazing. Gen z this simmilar to how previous generations used "sick" to describe something cool.

You got 1 million views? Bro, that's so milk!

That's milk as hell.

Milk dude, see ya later.

by Garther_42 January 14, 2022

Choco Milk

New street drug that looks like chocolate milk. It's supposed to slow everything down around you and improve your senses of smell, taste, and touch.

"Bro are you ok?"
"Yeah man just this choco milk ain't no joke"

by YoHighness January 18, 2017