Sucking the king's nipple

Gesture of Submission, to suck up to.

What? It's already been a month since our grades came "out!" It's time to start sucking the king's nipple.

by File Peter July 4, 2010

The Bat King Effect

When you are too wrapped up in your own bullshit that you don't understand what's going on anymore.

Marge is concerned, Dean Heron is suffering from The Bat King Effect.

See you've even confused yourself. This is The Bat King Effect.

by LivingInAParadox December 5, 2016

Wise Young and King

The best damn upcoming band from Canadia!

Guy: Hey man, have you heard that awesome enw band called Wise Young and King?
Other Guy: Yeah! They rock!

by Larcondos May 25, 2011

Raw Dog King

The most prestigious title that can be given to a male. This person never uses rubber and knows exactly what he's doing. He satisfies everyone. No one can compete with the RDK

Person 1: Dude, I fucked a girl last night and it was amazing!
Person 2: Did you use protection?
Person 1: Nah man, I don't need that! I'm the Raw Dog King!
Person 2: Jesus, you're a legand.

by The Real RDK May 13, 2016

kings langley school

Kings is home to the worlds largest collection of crackheads. Every girl looks like my toenail and all the teachers smell of my nans foot fungus. No coloured coats are allowed and if you wear them inside for more than 0.003 seconds a teacher will scream at you. The headteacher is a pedo that likes to look up skirts so don’t be surprised if he asks you to pull your skirt down. Most of the boys either have some form of autism or ADHD or are a wannabe roadman. The school chicken burgers have AIDS and the Radnor fizz will give you coronavirus. Avoid this place at all costs unless you want a couple STDs and to be pounded by your noncy food tech teacher

Kings Langley school reminds me of hell.

by ThatNi🅱️🅱️🅰️ January 30, 2020

Bombur the king of FAT

The holiest cheese lord to ever grace this word, nothing more holy. His fatness is the greatest thing to human and dwarf kind. People bow down and worship the cult of Bombur while feeding him cheese. He demands an audience with all, wishing to one day engulf the world in his fatty goodness...one day he will eat and eat and eat and devour all existence until the entire world lives inside his belly, under the mercy of his fatness...with the only Bombur floating through the vast nothingness...

All hail Bombur the king of FAT, FEED HIM CHEESE!

by Lord Fat April 17, 2020

King Trump the Tarrific

Another apt nickname for the barely elected human wrecking ball, the 45th President of the United States.

In his largely distorted, psychotic view of his role in the world, King Trump the Tarrific is righting all of the long-standing economic wrongs by punitively damaging all players via poorly thought out tariffs, largely to show that he can wield power over everyone.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 29, 2019