Canadian cow pie

When someone diarrhea shits their pants in sub zero temperatures and it insanity freezes to their ass hairs

He has a canadian cow pie because it's -20 degrees outside

by Ginger Savage February 17, 2021

Petticoat Pie

A term used in the central United States to describe dropping your pants and defacating on the hood of a car, specifically a luxury car.

"I gave a petticoat pie to the driver of that Lexus who double parked in front of the grocery store."

by Clsimmons September 17, 2016

Cream Pie

When a male's semen is ejaculated into a sexual orifice and spills back out, making the look of a cream filled pastry

She laid there, legs open, displaying the cream pie I left dripping down her crack.
I love watching oral cream pies where they look like they got caught stealing the whole cinnamon bun icing container.

by SpicyAutisticGF August 4, 2022

Jamaican Pie

When you get incredibly baked with a female and you have sex that is basically black out. When you nut it's with the force of a thousand suns. Also derives inspiration from the beef filled pastry commonly manufactured by Golden Krust™.

When Kevin and Kelly cuddled and hit the weed pen like 50 times it resulted in a Jamaican Pie

by vorelad September 7, 2019

k-pop pie

Renember one time you wanted to be with your fave kpop idol and failed so you tried to pleasure yourself with that juicy kpop idol nody pillow/tweet?

He loves that kpop idol he got that k-pop pie on his nuts.

by pplhatemebcsiwritesexslangs June 10, 2024

red velvet pie

The act of performing a cream pie during a woman's menstruation

Shirley-"im on my period so i was wondering if you'd like a red velvet pie"

by MyNameIsMichaelColopelnic December 21, 2015

whoppie pie

Another word for jizz pie or cream pie

Give her a Whoppie pie

by Pls diss August 26, 2017