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clubbing baby seals 

An amusing activity where you head out to the nearest beach, grab some clubs, and beat the shit out of any and all baby seals you see. A good way to release stress if you're fucking crazy.
Guy 1: I walked in on my wife cheating on me today with our Mexican chimney sweeper.

Guy 2: When I have a shitty day I feel better after clubbing baby seals, wanna come with?

Guy 1: Sure, sounds fun.

clubber langed 

Past tense. To have beaten the stuffing out of somebody.
Fav: Word mo fro? What happened to your face?
Dolan: Got into a fight at The Thirsty Whale.
Fav: Against whom?
Dolan: Colby.
Fav: WTF? I thought you guys were friends?
Dolan: He was acting like a real shit bird so I clubber langed his ass.
Fav: Ouch !
clubber langed by Fav February 13, 2008
Clubbox is a korean file trading site , similar to a P2P program , mostly used to download korean tv shows.
i just got the new InkiGayo off of clubbox
Clubbox by Tounge73 December 17, 2008

clubslut 

Noun- a student in highschool who drifts from club to club for one day just for T-shirts and or free food.
Person 1: Hey what clubs did you sign up for?
Person 2: Student Government, Marching band, Math club, and Yoga club.
Person 1: *coughs* clubslut.
clubslut by softsponge34 January 14, 2014

Clubbing 

The action of clit rubbing, as opposed to fingering which also encompasses touching the inside of a vagina.
“Yeah, he totally clubbed me yesterday.”
People say that you should try clubbing instead of immediately fingering someone.”
Clubbing by Jabba the Sluttt May 28, 2020

Professional Clubber 

Someone who is all about the club life, goes out Tuesday-Sunday and goes to multiple places a night.

They also like house music as well, especially Tiesto's club life
Claudio and Alex are Professional Clubbers, they were at ybar, Crecendo, Cuvee and Griffin Lounge last night.

Amelia used to be a professional clubber until she met Tim, now she never goes out.
Professional Clubber by Chicity99 September 4, 2010