Currently in Tulum. Dressed in robes, preaching peace with mystical medallions strung around, wears huaraches and wears a mystical hat of wizardry. Fine maidens are drawn, riding a chariot scooter of high value. His presence is sufficient, the few words spoken are of great value. Many skins are worn to effectively converse with the people.
“Behold brethren! Tulum Jesus is among us! We must draw near to hear interesting stories from all the lands!”
by ServantA August 20, 2021
Get the Tulum Jesusmug. tony stark: meet bucky and steve in the training room in ten minutes.
peter: oh god, mr. jesus is going to kill me.
peter: oh god, mr. jesus is going to kill me.
by mrjesusisdaddy July 9, 2022
Get the mr. jesusmug. by wokeup2this July 8, 2022
Get the Jesusmug. A fat cocked white skinned individual that likes to exhibit foul language in this songs. He particuraly likes to use a 40mm hand gun he threatens to use uppon you. Imagine that peanut headed faggot in a small cut. That's what this means
by FhackSerbia April 18, 2018
Get the Slim Jesus in a cutmug. Remember how I was all "I'm closer to Jesus than you'll ever be" and now I'm like this celibate whipping boy who's being ritualistically cannibalized as a result of my perceived guilt? Yeah...
by Hym Iam May 28, 2023
Get the A Jesusmug. A drug comprised of Acid and THC oil frozen with a piece of sheep's heart in the middle representing the sacrifice of the Lamb of God (Made in Ice Trays and crushed to be eaten).
Guy: Yo bro can I get some of that Jesus's Love?
Plug: Yeah dude it's 50 a piece you'll be tripping for weeks.
Plug: Yeah dude it's 50 a piece you'll be tripping for weeks.
by Bac Helor June 6, 2018
Get the Jesus's Lovemug. Man of few words. Great at basketball and athletics, gives his friends guidance and most importantly gets all the butches with his non-ashy skin
by Izzydaballer February 7, 2017
Get the Black Jesusmug.