When you find masturbation cream for your dick, in your an Old Man's Bathroom and use it, until you figure out that old people were recording you jerk your sausage. Then they blackmail you to manwhore with overweight black women, until you die.
by Flaming Wiener June 01, 2009
A new type of explosive, currently bieng tested by a joint US-Canadian military research team. The purpose of this new weapon of war is simple: The bombs are designed to look ad taste like actual chocolate, but are laced with a powerful instant-acting laxative that, as soon as the bar is ingested, causes the bowels to let loose with a torrent of disgustign fecal matter. the force generated by said fecal matter causes the intestines, as well as the rectum to fracture and be released with the fecal matter through the torn shreds of the rectum. however, the bars also include miniature time bombs that, as the target is ingesting the bomb,coat the throat of the target. these miniature time bombs are made of a new type of plastic explosive which is like a thin form of elastic. This plastic is designed to detonate after one miunute, ending the life of the target, and anyone else who came to see what was happening. the result is the ultimate weapon of war.
by classified June 22, 2004
by Cara October 28, 2003
Also known as a "bloody bomb" it doesn't quite blow you up. When the bomb blows up it's force is just powerful enough to make you bleed.
by Landon June 10, 2004
by Harmony & Mike September 08, 2008
a girl who leads her boyfriend/random guy on with the prospect of anal sex in an attempt to get money/food without the intention of actually delivering.
Man, I spent 20 bills on that chick at Denny's last night and all I got was some road head. That chick was a total t-bombs.
by I-skillet January 14, 2006
I passed out one day, and a week later when I woke up, my cat was dead. I guess I mustve pulled an atomic bomb.
by Bojojo 3 June 18, 2011