Flappy Bird

Aka Curtis Critchley

Flappy bird-

“Chris I don’t know what to do the customer wants help with something”

“Help them then”

“But Rod is using the keys”

“Well use the other set then”

Curtis flaps around wildly and takes the wrong bunch then returns later having not helped the customer, flustered and confused.

“That’s it I’m sick of this, there is not a key on this bunch and I don’t know what to do”

by Wahaag February 14, 2019

Bird

A Bird is an animal that chases bread; such as bird feedings. Bread is also slang for money. A "bird" is used to define a person who only chases after money.

In African American Culture, A Bird refers to a person that only chases after money.

example 1: "She's a bird"
example 2: "Where's all the birds at?"

by Rogerrrr2025 June 13, 2024

bird

Bird => word

Person 1: have you heard?
Person 2: no?
Person 2: A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird!
Bird bird bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird bird bird, bird is the word
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A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a don't you know, about the bird?
Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word!
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the bird
A-well-a
A-well-a everybody's heard, about the bird!
Bird bird bird, b-bird's the word
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A-well-a bird bird bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a don't you know, about the bird?
Well! Everybody's talking about the bird!
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the bird
A-well-a bird!
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by This post was made by September 25, 2019

Bird Box Night

Not leaving your house/couch for the entirety of the evening.

Brad: You want to hit up the casino?
Laura: No thanks.

Brad: Come on! It's a Friday night!

Laura: I'm having a Bird Box Night and not leaving my house.

by Lbell515 December 31, 2018

Like a bird

Used in conversations where you can't think of what to say so you proceed to repeat this in everything you say.

"Hey, what's up!"
"Like a bird, in the deepest darkest night"

by LetsShakeitUpALittle February 16, 2023

Lees bird

HAS DODGY TEETH

Lees bird lost her toothbrush in 1872

by Ye mah May 18, 2020

Jin-Jin Bird

The funniest joke ever told.
Trust me.
Its hilarious.

Andrew: “Looks like the Jin-Jin Bird’s fallen out of its nest!”
Me: “go fuck yourself”

by avid bird-watcher April 19, 2022