Early Bird Special

A man puts a worm in his dick hole and has the girlfriend suck it out.

Damn, I have that girl the early bird special.

Early Bird Special by Harry Mcock December 22, 2023

Squirty Bird 

The runny poo you get after getting food poisoning from dirty bird (KFC)

“Something in that dirty bird has given me the old squirty bird. I’ve been destroying toilets for the past 2 hours…”

Squirty Bird by Xx_Daniel December 28, 2023

Termy Bird 

A girl in the airport.

Dude I just saw the most fire Termy Bird before my flight.

Termy Bird by Fosterharv January 9, 2024

big bird motherfucker 

Big Bird masturbates defiantly as the elderly woman inside the apartment calls the police.

Elliot, you're a big bird motherfucker.

big bird motherfucker by magicmurdercat January 9, 2024

Baby bird

When a woman rides a man, and the man ejaculates into the women’s vagina. Then the woman stands and squats over the man’s mouth. Squeezing out the cum so that it falls into his mouth.

Much in the same way that baby birds are fed.

I came so hard and then she baby birdied me

Baby bird by Jmoooooooo1221 January 17, 2024

dusty bird 

A dusty bird is someone who thinks they are attractive on the outside and better than anyone else to the highest degree even though they do not deserve any praise because of their shallow and condescending behavior.

The term "dusty bird" came from the word dusty meaning disrespectful, unattractive, or rude, and bird referring to someone who is socially inept or lacking in sophistication behind closed doors.

He was such a dusty bird always acting like some kind of rich jerk!

dusty bird by Type2GenomeManiac January 27, 2024

Dead Bird Site 

Another way to call Twitter, especially after Elon Musk's mismanagement.

Nobody knows how the Dead Bird Site’s algorithm works.

Dead Bird Site by irsY January 29, 2024