blow crack

When ones whistle is in the act of whistling and thus produces a crack is the whistle tune ending in a C minor key. Highly similar to that of 12 year old boy going through puberty attempting to talk.

"Did you hear that refs blow crack, his whistle must be really messed up!"

by Andacay Olliercay May 12, 2018

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Ball crack

The crack in between your balls. It is general knowledge that the bigger the ball crack the less attractive the man.

Man: Did you see Ryan's ball crack
Woman: His ball crack isn't even as big as Kade's.

by Siejsnms August 23, 2019

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Crack Story

like the term crack ship, it's relating to something that is nonsensical/ridiculous/crazy, in this case a story.

"is this going to be a crack story?"

by Mariocheatsonhiswife November 26, 2023

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Crack Attack

When you have a wedgie but severe enough that the butt crack fights back.

Person 1: I bought these overalls from old navy but man I get really bad crack attacks from it
Person 2: AYO WHAT?
Person 1: Yeah! You know when it gets super uncomfortable around the buttocks!

by Henry Chang December 8, 2021

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the act of grabbing someone's buttcheeks then opening them to reveal their butthole then hold the lower back and force it to split with the open buttcheeks which looks like splitting the bottom of a cucumber

dude i did the cucumber crack to my girlfriend

AYO?!

by IHJISHGJRGHFRHVCNSH February 28, 2024

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