michael burch

An amazing man, with arms the size of small children's heads. One who is so handsome, that women become wet instantly upon seeing him.

Hey girl! You see Michael Burch over there? He's making me so wet.

by YouKnowITellTheTruth June 16, 2018

Michael and Johansen

Stoopeh

Michael and Johansen are big stoopehs John and Julian are enlightened af

by Gay Ass Fagot December 20, 2020

Michael

Nickname given to a average bro. obsessed w/ sports, video games, either kinda fat or strong, laidback, cool, just a chill dude in general.

Michael is a two of a kind, but is still pretty cool.

by Stupid Af July 25, 2021

Michael Solomon

Someone who is a scourge on USMC basic- parris island; someone universally hated by everyone; someone who's luck never seems to go right; or someone who always self sabotages every good thing in life. Also, someone seldom acknowledged for any type of personal accomplishments.

"Wow, do you remember Michael Solomon? I heard he left because he flirted with other guys!" "What? No, that doesn't sound like something he would do."

by DystopianSymphony July 6, 2023

Finnbarr michael

Absolute chad ultimate mega chad. The coolest person ever he is my favorite person.

Finnbarr Michael is a chad

by Majestic goat April 22, 2022

Michael

He is a caring guy, can be very awkward . He cares about you but has a funny way of showing it.

Oh my gosh Michael ! Don’t be weird

by MOVMIKE September 1, 2022

Michael

Michael is one funny lad. He has so many girls that come and go but he usually has one that he really loves. Shes usually pretty and her name is like starting with L or something.

Guy 1: Hey that guy is super funny. Who is he?
Girl 1: I think thats Michael. he's the class clown! Ahh that silly lad.

by Canteen Courtney November 24, 2021