dropping off a suitcase

The seamingly innocuous act of turning up at a partners place to drop off an item, when in fact you go there in order to fuck their brains out.
As you are about to come, you pull out, and simultaneously ejaculate in their face and shit on her chest, saying "here's your suitcase darling"...

...whilst enjoying the first crisp craft ale of a Friday evening....

Neil; So Tim, up to anything this week?
Tim; Well, I'm going round 'ers later, and dropping off a suitcase.
Neil; That's when you shit on her chest right?....
Tim; Yeah

by JubbersTim October 13, 2016

Dropping the ass ball

when someone make a harsh accusation towards you that is completely based on hasty assumption

Peter: So what do you want to do today?

Louis: You think I'm an idiot don't you?

Peter: Where the hell did that come from??? Are you "Dropping the ass ball" on me?

by Big Thor August 16, 2010

Dropped the kids with grandma

When your girlfriend is sick or drunk and throws up cum on her mom

What happened to your girl last night she got drunk so I took her home and she dropped the kids with grandmas when she walked in the door. True shit

by suckit227 April 11, 2017

Drip Drop Texts

When someone’s text is in multiple bubbles for no apparent reason

Dominic drip drop texts his little friend named, Sofia.

by Humbers editor March 28, 2023

Dropped my monkey

A cloak and dagger expression to indicate that a girl is incredibly hot. A tribute to Barry in Beerfest who sees a gorgeous girl and exclaims “I think I dropped my monkey”. Useful as can be said in front of said bombshell without suspicion.

“Ooh, I think I dropped my monkey!”
“I was watching beach volleyball. Kept dropping my monkey”

by Biggg G August 12, 2020

Drop your peanuts

To shit ones pants. This can be used both literally or figuratively.
To crap ones self usually due to, but not limited to being startled.

"Guy chill out, don't drop your peanuts!"
"Dude I just got attacked by a dog, I nearly dropped my peanuts!"
"I totally just saw this kid yard sale off his bike and drop his peanuts."
"That baby is a total peanut dropper."

by shittybex September 19, 2016

MJ baby drop

When you’re on a balcony giving her the D and you creampie her then she sits on the railing and lets it drop to the crowd below.

Oh man we were at the hotel and did an MJ BABY DROP

by OmnipotentTater September 21, 2021