e-wet-tile disfunction

The inability of a girl's vsgina to become moist when she is sexually excited

Damn girl....what the hell's up with you. I been fingering you all night and you still be dry. You definately got that e-wet-tile disfunction shit.

by JBighood October 9, 2008

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Wet Wipe Ass Syndrome

When you wipe your ass with a wet wipe, and the shit is still there then dries up causing a irritating itchiness that demands that you take a seat somewhere and scratch the shit out onto you underwear causing you to say that it was all worth it

Uh man got that damn Wet Wipe Ass Syndrome. Why did i have to use that damn wet wipe to wipe my ass when dry paper is good enough. Never again

by alaskanhybrid October 22, 2009

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Dick-Wet-Night

Dick-Wet-Night (AKA DWN), the question you ask your buddy after his date.

"Hey bro, did you get DWN last night?"
"Dick-Wet-Night was achieved!"

by Adjem August 27, 2012

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bent like a wet noodle

This phrase means to think some one is crazy, stupid, or just plain ignorant.
In other words--FUCK OFF.

Let me drive.
Bitch, you got me bent like a wet noodle!!

by Buttermilk April 6, 2005

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wet around the edges

From the metro north. wet holes in the inner thigh why u gotta go there tho? it aint sexual

**head phones blaring** Tricia! youre all wet around the edges!!

by Tivo December 13, 2004

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get your socks wet

The term and/or phrase to get your socks wet means to partake in sexual actions for the first time of that day referring to when you step in water for the first time and your socks are wet for the rest of the day after that therefore you can only get your socks wet once a day. The wetter the socks, the better the sexual encounter was.

man one- Hey homie did you get your socks wet?
man two Dude. Soaked.

by FxHawk1567 March 6, 2019

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