Mexican Autism Powered Pet

A phrase so profoundly baffling that it transcends language and logic. Originally discovered in the wilds of Roblox bios, this term raises more questions than answers. Is it a pet powered by Mexican autism? A Mexican pet with autism-powered abilities? Nobody knows, yet its existence continues to haunt and amuse those who have witnessed it. Often referenced in moments of sheer confusion or when reality starts to glitch.

“Bro, why is your Roblox bio still ‘Mexican Autism Powered Pet’?”
“Same reason I need mommy ASMR to sleep—some mysteries are better left unsolved.”

by lukirosdiscordkitten March 10, 2025

Power Hobo

A homeless person capable of hustling other homeless for food, warmth, shelter etc.

Did you see the way that homeless guy took that guys sleeping bag? Such a power hobo.

by ItsWhateverBruh January 17, 2022

Tuna power

A rare power help by only the filthiest of them all. Tuna power. Can be activated and deactivated when necassery. Make sure you remember to turn it off in the following circumstances:

When meeting hot dick

When at a job interview

Feel free to charge up your tuna power when near the coast.

Can be easily activated by violently opening your legs and saying 'tuna power, activate.'

Can be easily activated by doing the opposite.

Yo look at that hot dick

Megan 'tuna power deactivate'
Izzy 'tuna power deactivate'

Megan 'sorted?'
Izzy 'sorted.'

(Based on real events)

by Sophie lambert September 11, 2016

Power

I would have said "whim" but whatever

Hym "If they worship a God it is a God of whim and is a flippant and careless creature and power only exists in-so-far-as it can be used to exercise this whim...."

by Hym Iam July 10, 2023

Power Cry

Like a Power Nap, but instead you just cry at your desk for 30 seconds then go on with your day.

Example 1:
*completely overrun by tasks and continually getting interrupted*
Sudden email from boss: “Hey sooooo sorry this is last-minute, but I need list of tasks that can’t possibly be completed today right now. Appreciate you!”
*power cries*
*marks email unread and resumes current project*

Example 2:
“Oh, I’m not taking lunch today. I’m just gonna eat while I work and maybe have a quick power cry.”

by integrandpiano December 1, 2023

Power Stance

Stance where the feet are a shoulder's width or wider apart to signify dominance. Usually used to attract the opposite sex or dance partners.

Did you see Ulises's power stance? He gets all the mamasitas.

by SCFam June 6, 2018

Power Nips

Nipples that are so erect that the show through multiple layers of clothing.

Girl says, “It is freezing in here!”
Friend says, “Yup, you totally have power nips!”

by PineappleLifeGirl August 13, 2022