ur mom

the person I fucked last night

I fucked ur mom.

by poptartt February 5, 2022

ur mom

something ayla says alot that makes me feel very sad and giggly

me: what are you doing right now?
ayla: your mom
me: *sigh* laughs on the inside *starts thinking of keshi songs*

by WHO THE DONK TOOK VALKIE February 5, 2022

ur mom

penis

joe: hey dude
Joe: you have a huge ur mom

by u whore February 6, 2022

ur mom gay

a godly insult, that is undeniable but it is able to be deflected by the deity, uno reverse card.

josh "ur mom gay ahhahhaahaahaaa"
sean "*pulls out uno reverse card*"
josh "oh shi- *dies*"

by ScarceOriginality February 7, 2022

ur mom

People use this term to show affection to UR MOM.

What is the weather today? UR MOM

by EMMMMMMEEEE February 8, 2022

Ur Mom

Ur mom is a phrase used to be funny or comical, people often use it when being sarcastic.

Who wants ice cream? Ur mom.

by someone is here writing things February 9, 2022

February the 14th National slap ur short friend round round the head approximately 5 times

Slap ur short friend round the head 5 times on Feb 14th -GL hehehehe

February the 14th National slap ur short friend round round the head approximately 5 times

by No.1alnino February 11, 2022