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Top Dawg

The zenith of humanity. An apex predator. An absolute unit of a human being that deserves the upmost respect. If you do not give them the respect they deserve, prepare to hit the dirt, because the Top Dawg Howl is coming.
Woah dude, Grayson's an absolute Top Dawg!

Don't you dare defy Grayson's wrath, he's the Top Dawg!
by StinkManTheGod April 19, 2021
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Q-Topping

To have sex with your first cousin while using the Bible as justification.
He’s been Q-Topping recently: found out he was screwing his cousin and got mad, so he showed me Bible verses that explicitly don’t mention cousins.
by CONiner May 6, 2024
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Tops Webbing

A slang for the act of a Gentleman liberally distributing his gentleman Juice over the chest of a lady.
A play on words from the tracking website.
We went for hours last night and she asked me to give her a Tops Webbing to finish
by TURLYP April 25, 2024
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Top notch

top notch, another word to replace "amazing"
Sex with her is top notch, my soccer skills are top notch, her vagina is top notch.
by PewPewshots August 31, 2017
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by XXX_SIn sexman_XXX February 3, 2021
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Nilla Wafer top hat time

It's the time you wear a hat made outta Nilla Wafers. It's the best time in the history of mankind!
One day, there was a knock at my door. A mysterious drifter was on the other side. In his hands was a box, and on his lips were the words, "Listen closely; I don't have much time." Then he reached in the box and pulled out a Nilla Wafer top hat from inside. He said, "Wear it when it's time." And I said, "What time?" And then he died. Later, I realized he was talking about Nilla Wafer top hat time.
by Handle Not Found August 27, 2023
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carrot topped

To send someone a link disguised as something innocent, such as cute animals, which in reality links to a disturbing picture of the new buff Carrot Top.
Me: Hey man, need cheering up? Check out these cute kittens: cute-animals-blog.notlong.com
You: OH MAN THAT IS HORRIBLE, I HATE YOU!
Me: You have just been CARROT TOPPED!
by JOSakaRome March 19, 2010
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