deez nuts

Another word for penis, male genitalia. Most commonly used in jokes.

Hey, do you like pudding?
what kind?
Any.
Uhh…yeah!
Pudding deez nuts in your mouth
fuck you, greg.

by urmomsbussy July 18, 2021

nigger nuts

the opposite of white nuts
common for african americans to have them
its bad if white people have them

person 1: damn he got big nigger nuts
person 2: yeah id sniff them
person 1: h

by niggerman123 August 27, 2021

Haze nut

The overwhelming need to “nut” in the next hole attached to a human you see.

John: “Hi Pete, I have a desire to Haze nut in you.”
Pete: “Well John, when you gotta Haze nut you gotta Haze nut.”

by Dr. Huntil August 27, 2021

Stealthy Nut

When you fuck a girl with a condom on and finish without her knowing, Then go to eat her out as a distraction while you switch condoms under the bed and go back to fucking her without her knowing what transpired.

She thinks I have great stamina, but actually, I mastered the art of the stealthy nut

by JBAGS21231233 June 6, 2021

Nut Juicer

The act of a woman soaking a mans nuts in piss and then squeezing them much like you would juice an apple so that the piss trickles down into their mouth resembling apple juice

Bro my gf preformed the Nut Juicer on me the other day it hurt like hell but she was so hot

by Dollar Tree Glasses June 14, 2021

swingle nut

a swingle nut is someone who licks mad balls and get 0 bitches

1. you fucking swingle nut! suck my cock.

2. look at that swingle nut over there.

by kiokioo June 24, 2021

deez nutting

the verb for making a deez nuts joke

can be used to express

deez nutted - past tense

"i keep deez nutting her and she falls for it everytime!"
"i got deez nutted around 20 times today."
"stop deez nutting me!"

by fartslayer33 June 29, 2021