nut jocked

to be rattled, triggered or surprised

when the teacher announced the pop quiz i was nut jocked

by joyce byers January 10, 2017

nut snorkeler

When someone dives into a plate of nuts, whether come or the common-allergy food, wearing snorkling gear. With the top of the breathing tube, you inhale strongly, dragging in the desired snorkle content.

Person 1: "Bro, Cass just did a nut snorkeler! It got everywhere! I'm gonna try ma nuts next!"
Person 2: "Holy moly! Did you take any pictures?"
Person 1: "I got every angle, brother."

by mario saves lives August 8, 2022

De-Nutting

(Verb)

The action of the seamen going back inte penis with magic powers

Friend 1: Yo how did you clean up from last night

Friend 2: Bro, I just did some de-nutting with my special powers

by Peeppa November 25, 2019

stress nut

A nut for the sole purpose of releaving stress

My book report was due in a couple of hours so I had to pull a stress nut

by Cunt sucker 200.4 August 18, 2017

rut the nut

Male masturbation to the point of ejaculation

He was so horny that he had to rut the nut before going on the date.

by naazzaan May 2, 2018

The super nut

The super nut is the nut built up for an extended period of time-30 days to be precise. It can be done in other times of the year but it mostly occurs during November. This is in part by the event and challenge/game known as “no nut November” (nnn). This nut usually has an initial velocity of 20m/s and has mass kf usually .4g. It’s cover surface area can be up to 40cm squares. This nut has the power to impregnate females without hesitation. Be careful where you shoot this powerful splooge.

Jim: now that nnn is over I can finally nut dude
Paul: be careful man, you have unlocked “the super nut” it’s massive and very fertile

Jim: Ik I’m so hype! It’s ganna be huge!

by The leister November 30, 2020

Fudge nuts

Shitty balls

Omg dude he had fudge nuts last night.

by Fudgenut December 10, 2016