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Don’t take your guns to town

A euphemism for do not get completely obliterated at your local bar and even expect to drive away intoxicated!
Some poor “mule” decided it was a great idea to don’t take your guns to town and wound up camping outside of federal penitentiary somehow.
by DaveShaw June 7, 2018
mugGet the Don’t take your guns to townmug.
.9.there are some really big changes coming up and because they will take place in areas of your life that can sometimes be challenging you must stay alert at all times. You must also resolve not to let your emotions cloud your thinking.9.
.9.there are some really big changes coming up and because they will take place in areas of your life that can sometimes be challenging you must stay alert at all times. You must also resolve not to let your emotions cloud your thinking.9.
by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. October 13, 2025
mugGet the .9.there are some really big changes coming up and because they will take place in areas of your life that can sometimes be challenging you must stay alert at all times. You must also resolve not to let your emotions cloud your thinking.9.mug.

Nah, i'll take a pass

To mentally shit down someones esophagus, to decline an offer and or order.
Teacher - "Clean up the tables!"
Smart-Ass Student - *Whispers to friend* "Nah, i'll take a pass." *Giggles*
(The student ends up cleaning anyways.:
by HentaiWithTheHortons November 20, 2017
mugGet the Nah, i'll take a passmug.

taking a clit

Getting fucked by a clit so big, it is fuckable.
"I ended up taking a clit last night."
by UnicornRainbowtits February 11, 2025
mugGet the taking a clitmug.
<.7.9.7.6.>!!!the planets indicate you have what it takes to reach the top of the mountain you most want to conquer so get climbing!!!!!<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>!!!the planets indicate you have what it takes to reach the top of the mountain you most want to conquer so get climbing!!!!!<.7.9.7.6.>
mugGet the <.7.9.7.6.>!!!the planets indicate you have what it takes to reach the top of the mountain you most want to conquer so get climbing!!!!!<.7.9.7.6.>mug.

take a dish

take a bath or bathe much like dishes do
bitch go take a dish with that stank pussy
by moneymar2134 May 15, 2016
mugGet the take a dishmug.

Take the piggy to the market

When you stick one of your toes, preferably starting with the pinky toe in a woman’s vagine
imbheading over to Jenny’s tonight and all I want to do is take the piggy to the market!
by goochdaddy757 October 23, 2018
mugGet the Take the piggy to the marketmug.

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