Sam

This archetype might also be named Max or Xavier
Either super tall or super short
Makes a lot of "gay for the homies" jokes but if someone asks if he's gay he takes offence
Unironically listens to bad rap
Plays FPS games and probably Minecraft too

Person 1: Oh, there goes Sam.
Personn2: "....that guy?"

by Shret October 7, 2022

Sam

An attractive nerd

Person 1: " Why's this guy/girl in the library, they look like they belong in a boxing ring. "
Person 2: " Yeah, they must be a Sam. "

by ryguy260505 December 29, 2020

sam

has a huge fucking cock. like i’m talking an a absolute monster cock.

bro, sam has a huge fucking cock

by ballsballs42069 December 21, 2020

sam gibson

Always the person you say your name is when you get told off

Boss/Teacher:Whats your name (because you did something wrong
You:Sam Gibson

by Barbie_girl_lover420 July 3, 2023

Sam

A person who gets flustered very easily as well as uses the term " THATS RWUDE" but over all a great person.

Sam: "THATS RWUDE"
All of Sams friends: "SO RWUDE (mockingly)"

by Mc_sympathy February 24, 2023

Sam McCormack

Banana batty, a cute koka noodle can be used as a chopping board for conor murphys. Hairline stuck like shit to a blanket.

Mia king came out the bottle and munched on conor Murphy, Sam McCormack munchies

by AnklesIThinkNot April 13, 2019

Sam Dowden

Sexy man who supports the best team in the world, has a massive bulging veiny penis and is just a general top shagger

You’re going to snog Sam Dowden? WOW he’s so fucking hung

by Sammied158 October 2, 2021