Heck-Me-Up Special

The Heck-Me-Up Special is a term used to describe events in which someone or something is completely and utterly destroyed, or “Hecked Up.” A devastating loss for a sports team may be described as a Heck-Me-Up Special. It doesn’t have to be physical destruction or defeat either, for example, if someone’s parents walked in on them masturbating, he or she could be described as having been on the recieving end of a brutal Heck-Me-Up Special. One can not only just revive The Heck-Me-Up Special, but can also dish it out themselves if necessary. Most importantly, the Heck-Me-Up Special is a versatile term and can be used in nearly all situations. When all other words fail, one can simply say, “That right there is the definition of the Heck-Me-Up Special.

On September 11, 2001, the World Trade Centers recieved two heaping helpings of Heck-Me-Up Special.

Guy: Did you hear what happened to Jimmy?
Guy 2: No, what happened?
Guy: I hear he walked in on his dad fucking his grandma
Guy 2: Holy shit
Guy: Yep. Sounds to me like he just received a lethal dose of Heck-Me-Up Special

by Humpanumpa May 6, 2018

hitlers special

When you take a jew into a shower and start choking them with your dick.

Ya man, when I learned she was a jew I got her into my shower an gave her the hitlers special.

by Kinflir January 26, 2017

special

she special!

she really thinks she special!

by roofie bitches June 21, 2024

Sundae Special

Placing a couple scoops of ice cream in a bowl, followed by an erect penis on top, coating it with chocolate syrup and a cherry, and having the female partner indulge in the cold creamy desert. CAUTION: She may get a little lost in the act, just remind her your in there.

Hey if you want I can fix you a nice sundae special.

by NexKonig August 31, 2010

Peanut Butter Special

A style of fellatio where the person performing wraps his/her lips around the base of the shaft, and begins to maneuver their tongue and throat in a clicking motion as if they have just eaten a PB and J sandwich and are trying to get the remains unstuck from the roof of their mouth.

“Dude I’ve never cum as hard as I did when she gave me that Peanut Butter Special!”

by Payday420 January 3, 2022

The Elrond special

Anal sex without a condom. "gimme the meat and give it to me raw!"

Elrond gave Durin the Elrond special and they took all episode.

by Narwhal1981 October 8, 2022

Mikey Meatloaf Special

When you Masturbait into meatloaf the fart in the meatloaf then top it off with pubes or hair from your ass

I will give you the Mikey Meatloaf Special

by Boogashay August 2, 2022