/me slaps you

What to do to Ben

/me slaps the shit out of Ben

by The Omega August 7, 2002

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slap my balls

Similar to 'bust my balls', when someone is continually nagging another person (usually a man) and will not stop.

Man, don't slap my balls when I tell you why I didn't call you last night.

by indydave July 23, 2005

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Paddy Slap

When slapped repeatedly in one's erect penis while sleeping, by an Irishman, more often than not, from Belfast

That bastard Paddy Slapped me last night! and guess what! He was from Belfast!..... Again!!!

by Flamer 101 March 25, 2009

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A week of school, usually High school, where teenagers go around slapping each others butts for the fun of it. Common for a guy to slap a girl's ass, a girl to slap a guy's, or two female friends to slap each other, but is usually taboo for two guys to do so. Normally occurs on Fridays and the message is often passed through a forwarded text.Usually on the last week of March. March 25-29, 2019

FWD: Fwd: Friday is Slap ass week! forward to all members of *name random high or middle school* in your contact list!
#slap-ass#ass#slap#grab-ass#grab#butt#friday#chain text#school

by MYNAMEJEW March 23, 2019

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Portuguese Monkey Slap

Originating on Portugals southern most beaches, the Portuguese Monkey Slap was originally called just the big slap, but due to its effectiveness in dealing with Portuguese monkeys, it was changed by the locals. The Portuguese Monkey Slap involves a running start followed by a jump and before reaching terrafirma you must thrust your open backhand in a downward motion striking your opponent , or monkey, on or above the cheekbone, resulting in stinging pain, hellucinations and or death.

The Portugese man struck the primate with a vicious monkey slap resulting in stinging pain followed by hellucinations and innevitably death, thus the Portuguese Monkey Slap was born.

by mtotow July 19, 2012

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