poop cannon

The rectum.

My poop cannon is loaded and ready to fire. Where is the nearest bathroom?

by sleipnir13 November 18, 2012

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What the poop!

What steve says as a nicer way of saying what the hell.

Steve walks into his english class and notices that his essay was due that day.
Steve: What the poop!!! That's due today!!!
He turns and runs out of the class, then runs out of the school and all the way home!

by A. Majestic July 21, 2008

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Poop Tobogan

The action of toboganning down a large slope and wiping out or falling off 1/2 down the hill but continuing to maintain downhill momentum great enough to release ones bowels during the momentum down the rest of the slope.

For really good porn, German Scheister Videos proudly presents a new segment of adult entertainment, Poop Tobogan, coming soon to a theater near you.

We were neck and neck in the race until she had a poop tobogan and crossed the finish line.

by Pitzer December 12, 2008

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poop ring

The brown ring you get upon your finger after inserting into one's anus.

Dude I got the sweetest poop ring yesterday from Olivia.

by DickFarts May 5, 2011

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Poop Balloon

When you shit and splatter everywhere, but the wipe is completely clean. As if the diarrhea fell in a water balloon which exploded on contact in the bowl.

Dude, I filled the punch bowl, splashed it on the rim and seat, but nothing on the paper!

Damn man, you dropped a poop balloon!

by murphy_dog March 27, 2019

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