Guinea pig

Cute furry chubby patato creature always looking for food

Person 1: Yoooo i’m getting a guinea pig!
Person 2: yooo bro thats so cool

by HelloHelloHelloidontpaytaxes😀 December 26, 2023

piddly pig

A useless or weak pig. Easy to kill or squish. Makes tasty bacon.

"I bet you I could kill that pig in 2 seconds. What a piddly pig."

piddly pig

by i-pooped-on-a-cat August 24, 2014

Guinea Pig in a Blanket

A woman who is used by virgins and sexually inexperienced males in order to learn how to satisfy another woman.

Prom is next week, and I don't know if my blow-up doll serves as an adequate Guinea Pig in a Blanket.

by Arnie Grape June 20, 2021

Pig

Pork on legs

damn that pig over there lookin mighty fine

by Thickle The Pickle May 25, 2021

Pig Rapist

Issac the mexican pig farmer

Yo your a total pig rapist yo

by DURTY DURTY March 22, 2012

Fat pig

The definition of an idiot who references themselves in third person. They are also an idiot.

Man: "Fat pig fat!"

by Marcus Pieler April 26, 2019

Fucked The Pig

A phrase uttered in response to an individual making a fairly mundane mistake. Often after this phrase is said, the individual who spoke it proceeds to produce obscure noises, clap their hands in a seductive manner, and snort like a dying pig.

"You dropped an egg? You really fucked the pig on that one! *Clapping* *Snorting*"

by LuckNixed March 19, 2025