What people on mad monster weverse do when they're horny. Virtual roleplay sex between the kpop idols of your choice.
Sure *Sits on your lap*😏 "Good girl IU" "Xiao I want you so bad" "Let's get a live porn going babe, are you ready to be reminded what it's like to not be able to walk?"
by °JiminsWife♡ December 4, 2021
Get the Live Porn mug.A last state of erection of a cucumber, in which the victim is forced to burn away their balls by having them being rubbed so fast by an African guy, it starts smoking, giving off a semi-pleasant smell of grilled lettuce, but most importantly, burning the dick off.
All that is left behind is a semi-burned flaccid piece of flesh, mostly used as the main ingredient of a ''dick dog.''
All that is left behind is a semi-burned flaccid piece of flesh, mostly used as the main ingredient of a ''dick dog.''
Friend: ''You look tired; what did you do last night?''
MC: '' I got some porn done to me. It wasn't very pleasant though...''
Friend: '' What happened?''
MC: ''The black guy wouldn't stop screaming, plus he fucking ate my dick dog when I was clearly hungry.''
MC: '' I got some porn done to me. It wasn't very pleasant though...''
Friend: '' What happened?''
MC: ''The black guy wouldn't stop screaming, plus he fucking ate my dick dog when I was clearly hungry.''
by H1JACK#7789 December 5, 2021
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Clint- "Hey Brad, I heard your computer going all night.. What was up with that??"
Brad- "Sorry I was up on my favourite site looking at poo porn again. I didn't mean to wake you.
Clint- "You're fucking gross man"
Brad- "Sorry I was up on my favourite site looking at poo porn again. I didn't mean to wake you.
Clint- "You're fucking gross man"
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gf: what is that on ur phone?????
me: dw its just misfortune porn lol, shez not reall uno
yep she suuuure dus
gf: what is that on ur phone?????
me: dw its just misfortune porn lol, shez not reall uno
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