Boned

"Bone-d" Verb. The epitome of getting screwed.

Example:

Boss: "Why are you late for work?"
You: "I got boned"
Boss: "What do you mean?"
You: "Well. For starters I poured my cereal for breakfast then found out there was no milk in the fridge then I left for work an hour early and got stuck in 2 hours of traffic"
Boss: "Ah. Yes indeed. Sounds like you've been getting boned the whole morning"

by thekingofbones June 16, 2017

Boneing

Yoinking someone ribcage

Hey Johnny? Yes Mike? I like boneing people!

by Atlas_b April 20, 2022

Dog Boneing

When you stick a milk bone dog treat in your ass and have a dog eat it out.

I really like dogs, thats why Imma be dog boneing with my dog later.

by 12324354678765434567 May 16, 2011

smile bone

Another name for the Penis, referring to the upward curve the genital sometimes possesses, and the joy it brings the one who yields it.

Wow, I'd like to sink my smile bone into her cake!

by IntellectualFucker November 13, 2016

bone

a part of out skeletal system.

P1: I broke my toe last night. The bone will take a bit to heal.
P2: dang, I know how you feel. I broke mine a few weeks ago.

by yardardar April 1, 2021

de-bone the wing

To remove the meat from hot wings, or to remove a used condom from the penis.

At Hooters the waitresses will de-bone the wing for you.
Later that night she de-boned my big hot wing.

by T-Bone16oz. January 22, 2009

bone

An adjective used to express an exaggeration.

This cheese is bone-tasty.

It's bone hot outside today.

by SooisZA April 28, 2024