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Skoal Job

The act of a female giving head with a bit fat lip of mint-flavored Skoal in her mouth. When the guy finishes, the girl must swallow both his cum and her own dip spit.
That butch girl packs the fattest, nastiest lip I've ever seen. I bet you she gives a pretty good Skoal job.
by tatersalad303 September 27, 2010
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Strap-Job

Noun:

When someone gives a blow-job to someone who is wearing a strap-on, usually given to females because they don't got a D!
-I saw Garrett give Sydney a strap-job on the bus.The shame...
by Big Saxy October 20, 2014
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smile job

A blow job from a woman with a very large gap between her front two teeth. Also known as "falling into the gap"
"That bitch in the alley has large buck teeth that a smile job from her just ain't worth it!"
by Adrienne Levy and Sy Islam January 2, 2008
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blur job

Lacking any recollection of the night before, and yet fairly confident that you got some play.
“So did you tap that last night or what? She was all over you.”

I can’t say for sure, I think I got a Blur Job.”
by Ockman May 2, 2008
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crab job

when you eat your mate's crabs.
1. i crab jobb'ed that chick like she was a seafood buffet!

2. Oh yeah, she used to have crabs, but i gave her a really long crab job and now she's clean.
by aronf13 January 17, 2010
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happy job

The act of selling drugss
I'm bankin workin tha happy job
by EVeryday ImHustlin June 30, 2007
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Squat Job

Sexual Act:

The woman is on top of the Man. The man is aroused but not as far along as the female, male, counter part. The partner and presumptuously the one on top, begins to touch genitals. He or she, she or he, then begins to oscillate and sway while, warmth and wetness travel to the other.

Images:

Hot dog sliding in and out of a bun.

Vacuuming, with a hose attachment, a baseball bat.
1: Dude, last night I was so horny man, and she made my day!

2: Dude, Blow job? Just a handie?

1: Better, the squat job, man..

2: Squat Job??

1: Yeah, she's on top and she rocks her hips with her lips spread wide on your cock. Like fucking a taco, that's hardshell!

1: Ftwtf, that's awesome!
by krho November 11, 2009
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