new daddy handshake

The myth surrounding having sex with a pregnant woman, in that the man's penis will come in contact with the fetus during intercourse. The possibility of such a horrid encounter is one of man's greatest turn-offs.

Damn, Daphne is literally glowing when she's pregnant and everything about her makes me want to have sex with her, but there's no chance in hell I risk getting a new daddy handshake.

by dmonet November 27, 2007

New Jax City

A phrase used to describe the wilder sides of Jacksonville FL. Based on the grit and grime of the 1991 movie.

They don't play those silly games around here, this is New Jax City.

by ace5on4 February 21, 2008

news director bump

An inordinately large key bump or rail/line of cocaine. One that is larger than most dispensings...namely reserved for only the most seasoned of cocaine abusers.

"Sandy gave Dennis a big old news director bump of blow and Barbara said it was too dman big".

by Mrs. Nut Cake April 6, 2007

Fox News Effect

the tendency to falsely assume that an information source which matches your own biases is fair and balanced.

Person 1: I'm a flaming republican and I think Fox News is the most reliable and balanced news network on TV.

Person 2: classic Fox News Effect.

by Punnedit February 6, 2012

Ain't It Cool News

An old, outdated movie site that has now become an informal forum of talkbackers not yet cognizant of other, better sites and forums. Hasn't had a good exclusive or scoop since before the millennium. Is run by a notoriously shady character whose power in Hollywood has massively diminished over the years. The failed screenwriter Drew "Moriarty" McWeeney has left to join another site that will fail inside of the year.

"Ain't It Cool News is still around? Huh."

by ChocolateReign January 11, 2009

New City, NY

Jew city (in New York)

a town with many jews

by New cityer May 13, 2005

New York Rangers

The shittiest team in the NHL. Have won just 1 stanley cup in the last 79 years. had a 54 year cup drought, and only have 4 stanley cups in 90 years. Their fans think they will win the cup every year but they always fuck it up.

Dumbass ranger fan: THIS IS THE YEAR!!!! WE'RE WINNING THE CUP!
Anyone with a brain: lol the new york rangers suck dumbass.

by rangersuck12 March 8, 2019