Creep Ass

A guy who makes girls feel uncomfortable usually an older guy.

Example 1: AJ that security guard is such a creep ass

Example 2: Mr.Amato the gym teacher is such a creep ass he was creeping on Jackie

by hockeygrrl25 February 22, 2010

wank ass

Something really dumb or shitty.

"What is this wank ass music we are listening to?"

by john's peena April 17, 2018

ass duck

A colon-dwelling fowl, native to the hineys of people that thrive off sucking the fun out of our lives - don't get an assduck.

Dude Fella #1: "I wonder if Mindy wants to go out tonight."
Dude Fella #2: "Nah, her ass duck won't let her go."

by Jason Piche December 28, 2005

Staff Ass

Short for Staff Assistant. Staff Ass is a Washington insider term to refer to the young, hot, female, low level employees that are commonplace in the offices of most male members of Congress. Staff Ass are often looking to climb the career ladder in politics, and therefor easy scores for higher ranking Congressional staffers.

The term first came to prominence when used by the notorious Washingtonienne.

Dude, I want to slam the new Staff Ass in Senator Voinovich's office! She is fucking smoking!

by Venizuela October 24, 2009

jingle-ass

Similar to a dumb-ass. Think of an ass with jingle bells hanging from his behind.

Can you believe he's up there karaoke-ing to ABBA? What a jingle-ass.

by Manimal22 June 13, 2008

Ass Puppeteer

A person given the asinine task of teaching the stupid, unteachable persons of substandard intelligence.

The professor came back with the test, and the first words out of his mouth were, "boy, do I feel like an Ass Puppeteer in this class."

by ChessFella July 3, 2012

cornbread ass

When you fine that thicc ass country girl and her ass tastes just like your mamas homemade cornbread

babe, you tryna smash? I’m tryna get some of that cornbread ass.

by Itty bitty litty titty May 29, 2018