night virus

That time of day when you’re alone in your room blasting deftones wondering why you even exist.

Person 1: “Hey man you doing alright?”

Person 2: “Yeah just had the night virus really bad, almost blew my head off lol.”

by Gasstationbonerpill October 03, 2023

night squatter

A person who likes to squat in the middle of the night.

Ex: I think my brother is a night squatter!

by ItIsAfroyo May 26, 2016

Pull a Tuesday night

Another saying for you’re gonna kill yourself

Hey dude, today has been a rough one. I’m about to go home and pull a Tuesday night.

by Yeetlebeetle02 April 13, 2019

alum night stand

A one night stand with someone from your old high school or college.

Dude I had alum night stand with Courtney when I went home over thanksgiving.

by TdaddytroubleTroy November 25, 2015

Saturday Night ShitShow

weekly drunkeness at a friends house including :
fist pumping, pacman, card games, dance breaks, spilling beer on the floor and passing out.

Scott: "Kent, are you going to saturday night shitshow"

Kent: " of course, im ready to fist pump all night"

Emma: "why is scott and vicky killing eachother again?"

Niall: " its only tradition emma."

by Saturdayshitshow February 06, 2010

Night Jerker

The Night Jerker is an evil spirit who prowls about the world seeking the ruin of souls. Taking a particular interest in those seeking to free themselves from lustful habits, The Night Jerker sneaks in through open windows, cracks beneath the door, or really anywhere he can to seek to disturb their peace. One knows that he has been visited by the Night Jerker when he awakes to find that he has endured a nocturnal emission. It is possible to encounter the Night Jerker without such an unfortunate outcome, and one can note his presence by pervasive, sexual dreams. The Night Jerker is not to be spoken of by name, lest he take such utterances as an invite, but may instead be referred to as “The NJ”

Dude: Bro, the Night Jerker got me last night.
Bro: Woah I think you mean the NJ! Careful saying his name, he could be right behind us.

by StAugustinePray4Us December 09, 2024

Five Nights at McKee's

When you spend 5 nights at Don Soffer Aventura High School.

List of characters:
Phone Guy: Mr. Combrink
Cupcake: Mr. Levine
Chica: Mrs. Clappier
Foxy: Mr. Torres
Bonnie: Ms. Weinberg
Freddy: Dr. McKee
Golden Freddy: Dr. McKnight, the old principal

Irish Boy: How-ware-ya? Did ya seey da kids dat speyant Five Nights at McKee's?
Burglar: Yeah thats crazy, I gotta rob a store now.

by lolcheesestick5 November 03, 2023