Bro-Yo Ma

An asian "bro" that is proficient in music, playing such instruments as: cello, violin, piano, etc.

(upon entering a room where the asian is playing music)

"hey what's up, Bro-Yo Ma?"

"not much, just bein' good at music and academics man"

by adley anarchy November 24, 2009

Jo Bro Hoe

Any girl who is obsessed completely with the Jonas Brothers, and pretty much every word uttered out of their mouth refers in some way, shape, or form the existance of the Jonas Brothers.

Girl: Like my shirt? I got it at the JONAS BROTHERS CONCERT!
(or)
Girl: I can't wait to get home so that I can listen to the JONAS BROTHERS!
(or)
Girl: I am going to marry Nick Jonas...we're simply perfect for each other.
(or)
Girl: OMG I HAVE THE JONAS BROTHER'S PHONE NUMBER!!! I AM GOING TO CALL THEM LATER TONIGHT SO I CAN GET THEIR VOICEMAIL AND HEAR THEIR BEAUTIFUL VOICES!
(and to all of these the guy would simply say)
Guy: Wow, get out of here, you Jo Bro Hoe!

by MrDavid March 7, 2008

Epic Failure bro

When your doing something with your "Friend" and they really suck at it such as a team game which results in an insult due to their lack of ability to use their "brain power"

Man1: yo JD don't go in you might die
JD: sorry I'm too ignorant to listen so i will go in and die
Man1: NO JD!!!!!!....
Man2: omfg Epic failure Bro
Man3: YOUR STUPIDITY KNOWS NO BOUNDS... EPIC FAILURE BRO

by Mahboii January 21, 2011

the bro-card fuck

To perform the act of sex, either on behalf of, or for a bro, as a favour to him.

Dude, my ex wont leave me alone... I'm going to have to pull out the bro-card fuck.
Serious? Eh, ok... but because i love you.

by Carlo Von Sexron the Third July 27, 2010

ur bro a homo

The only way to dogde all the other ur mum gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny and your sister a mister

Each time this is said the Earth drifts 10 miles away from it orbit.

Carl: ur mom gay

Fred: ur dad lesbian

Maria: ur granny tranny

Derek: your sister a mister

Nic: Don't make me do it guys

Others: UR A PUSSY DO IT GAY CUNT

Nic: UR BRO A HOMO

*Everybody vaporises* *Earth collide with Jupiter*

by rhatguywhoforgottochardeupshen March 15, 2018

Ur Bro a Hoe

When your friend starts a "Ur mom gay" and they think you have nothing left until you use "Ur Bro Hoe"

An definition of using this expression is:
Friend: Ur mom gay
You: Ur dad lesbian

Friend: Ur granny tranny

You: Ur grandpap trap
Friend: Ur sister a mister
You: ...
Friend : Ha! That's the end of you kiss my as-
You: Ur bro a hoe

*Friend explodes, Jupiter and Saturn

collides, New Zealand sinks and the sun expands and fries Earth*

by Paxy&Tobz (तम्रर्लंअ अुय्रम) May 15, 2018

Bro Watch Out

When someone say some dumb shit you don’t want to be apart of

Tryna run a train on Anja, bro watch out

by A'marri Bell May 13, 2019