Hey babe, when I went down on you to give you head, I noticed your nuts smell like beer and the hair on your nuts is soaking wet. Yeah, I got beer nuts while driving---ENJOY!
by Skankeroni September 17, 2025
Get the Beer nutsmug. 
Beer is also known as teddybear. Unlikely by his name, he is the most uncaring and unloveble person. He is known for his joint-rolling talent. As some people might know, you should never fuck with a Beer. Because before you know, there are six Beers standing in front of you. Beers mostly come in packs.
O watch out there is an unloveble beer over there. Run before its too late.
Or I think that there is a sixpack of beers over there, get them!
Or I think that there is a sixpack of beers over there, get them!
by Rapunzel13 November 22, 2021
Get the Beermug. A well-known saying that has been used to describe instances of tennis/beer-related activities since the early 1700’s.
Person 1: I can’t remember how much more beer I owe you for our tennis games.
Person 2: somewhere between $9 and $5 million dollars.
Person 1: that doesn’t seem fair
Person 2: All is fair in tennis and beer purchasing. That’s the saying.
Person 2: somewhere between $9 and $5 million dollars.
Person 1: that doesn’t seem fair
Person 2: All is fair in tennis and beer purchasing. That’s the saying.
by Tenbeersnow February 13, 2021
Get the All is fair in tennis and beer purchasingmug. by homit March 13, 2021
Get the Toot Beermug. me- " i love madison elle beer so much she's beautiful" random bitches on the internet- "shes full of plastic shes so fake omg" like no tf
by tyler durden mb March 31, 2025
Get the madison elle beermug. the greatest thing in the ever
it can get you drunk or help you with your homework
approved by parents all over the world
it can get you drunk or help you with your homework
approved by parents all over the world
by verycewlperson November 17, 2022
Get the beermug.