A war on two fronts

When you are taking a piss and need to shit

Jim: what's up with the door slamming in the bathroom
George: I had a war on two fronts

by raygun20 July 12, 2021

War Cam Eagle

A saying used by drunk fans who support a team that pays players. Usually uttered by rednecks who hardly know what a "National Championship" is.

Drunk Man: War Cam Eagle! *scratches butt*
Bama Fan: *sigh* If only those Auburn fans could get a hold of some class....

by 13 Championships December 31, 2010

Do the clone wars

When someone just got out of a relationship and is just trying to pickup girls that look the same as his/her ex.

”Dude, Jennie broke up with me last week. So I guess I will go out and do the clone wars.”
”I feel you brah. I did the same when it didn’t work out with Lisa.”

by Theepichoneybadger August 13, 2018

War Thunder

War thunder is an online credit card simulator where you fly planes and shoot tanks. It is made by Gaijin entertainment. To get to your favorite modern vehicle can take 6+ months, or you can buy a premium plane or tank for $75 and cut that in half. The game is also very buggy and unbalanced, and any Russian tank is immediately better than all the other tanks in the game due to stalinium, a rare Russian material that is indestructible. The players also like to leak classified documents to make the game slightly more realistic.

Bob: “Tom, why do you take out so many bank loans?”
Tom: “So I can afford the War Thunder premiums.”
Bob: “You’re stupid, and what are those documents on the floor?”
Tom: “I need to leak the so the Ariete gets one mm of armour more.”

by Michigan man 9000 May 14, 2024

Water Wars

The characters
Purple:Kinky Buddies? Friends With The Team Think Light Blue Should Stop Jacking Off Overall A EPIC PERSON MALE

Host: Fonny Idiot Nice Epic And Likes To Swear Alot MALE

Pink: barbie bitch is an asshole has a small crush on light blue FEMALE

Lime: HAS A STUPID VOICE LIKES TO SLEEP AND A IDIOT also has a small crush on cyan FEMALE

Green: Dumbass likes tacos and sleeping eats grassMALE?

Dark Blue : Kinky? Cool Epic A Bit Of An Asshole Caring And Smart FEMALE

Cyan: A WAR CRIMNAL IN 3 CONTRYS GOOD AT WAR BOMBED GERMANY 2 TIMES ALMOST DIED AND A SMART PERSON SOMETIMES DUMB MALE?

Light Blue: Likes Chocolate Likes To Jack Off Tells Dark Blue To Confess Sometimes But She Is Kinda Shy Too Also Smart In Being A War Criminal And Not Getting Caught By Goverment Has A 1px Dick And A MALE}

Yellow: a bit of an asshole and caring COMMITTED TAX FRAUD AND IS ILLEGAL IN 50 STATES, TRYED TO USE THE ":give africa water" likes to take astroids and house is burnt smartass has a tiny crush on cyan FEMALE

Water wars is a game with the characters such as Dark Blue, Purple, Cyan, Yellow, Pink, Light Blue, Green, Lime, The Host

by WaterWarsNooby June 1, 2021

War dog

An ugly woman who is promiscuous.

I went to the bar Friday night and got so drunk I blacked out and woke up with a war dog.

by DaHolmes April 21, 2024

Iminarian-Independence War

From 3531 B.C. to 3526 B.C. Earth Years on Nanothuama, the Iminarian Government wanted to claim independence from the CL Empire. The war was fought on the Eastern CL Front. After a while the war seemed pointless and CL just gave them their independence.

Today we will learn about the Iminarian-Independence War.

by Gottüberallesπ April 1, 2021