amish butter churn

Pour hot butter all over a dildo, then turn out all the electricity, sneak into a girls room and plunge the dildo in and out of a girls vagina like you are churning butter.

After drinking all night i went home, hit the circuit breaker, sprayed down King Dong with I Can't Believe It's Not Butter and gave her a good Amish Butter Churn.

by John Byrnes December 13, 2007

peanut butter moustache

Describes the shit smear that one sometimes gets after eating another persons ass.

Stephanie had a full peanut butter moustache after she tossed my salad.

by Old Evil Bastard September 12, 2011

doo doo butter

doo doo butter, plain and simple... a nice, steamy, pile of warmy milky SHIT... thats right... SHIT BITCH... go eat some yogurt before shit buddy drip drops aload... OF SHIT

Hello, would you like SHIT or doo doo butter on your muffin the glamorus afternoon?

by SHIT MUFFIN! March 15, 2004

chicken butter shup

A fat man`s ball sweat

That fat man got chicken butter shup all over the seat!

by the floppy couters March 27, 2015

Peanut Butter Cupcake

When one inserts a candle into the rectum, and smears peanut butter around it. For their dog to enjoy on their dogs birthday.

Rover turned 10 today so I made him a peanut butter cupcake. He blew out MY candle!

by hoT EPlC January 29, 2019

Truffle Butter Shuffle

Walking with your butt clenched as to not shit truffle butter all over yourself after anal sex.

That girl doing the walk of shame is doing the truffle butter shuffle, she must have done anal.

by publishedauthor October 14, 2018

Gooey butter cake

When a male ejaculates in a female's vagina, then she crawls on top of him and squeezes out the fluid on his stomach and rubs it in with her vagina.

This afternoon after Harry and I had sex, I gave him a gooey butter cake.

by Trashy goddess July 25, 2011