by zofia.zoe April 30, 2020
by Ifyoucantcuminhercumonher February 11, 2025
1.When a man has hair from his chest leading to his penis that exceeds the "Happy Trail" follicle quota.
2.When a happy trail looks wide enought that you can drive a car on it, that is a happy hike.
2.When a happy trail looks wide enought that you can drive a car on it, that is a happy hike.
i was going to go down on this one guy but when he took off his shirt i noticed he had a happy hike instead of a happy trail
by slackeylackey01 February 08, 2011
Get the happy as a one legged Leso on a pogo stick mug.
John: Babe... Your ass is just perfect.
Kianu: Oh my god...
John: What?
Kianu: are you getting a happy?!
Kianu: Oh my god...
John: What?
Kianu: are you getting a happy?!
by Majorelle the crazy cunt October 01, 2014
A happy ending is a commodity served by Taiwanese ladyboys to degenerate no lives.
The happy ending is where the degenerate asks a Taiwanese lady boy at a massage shop, to give them said happy ending. It includes pissing and shitting on ones face, sexual style, followed up with 2 hour blow job where the degenerate must suck the Taiwanese lady boys penis
The happy ending is where the degenerate asks a Taiwanese lady boy at a massage shop, to give them said happy ending. It includes pissing and shitting on ones face, sexual style, followed up with 2 hour blow job where the degenerate must suck the Taiwanese lady boys penis
Blake: uh hi can I get a happy ending?
Taiwanese lady boy: okay, follow me *starts shitting pissing and Cumming all over Blake*
Blake: I like this
Taiwanese lady boy: okay, follow me *starts shitting pissing and Cumming all over Blake*
Blake: I like this
by TheFakePopeRealDontTrust February 28, 2025
The girl wanted the guy that kept bringing her flowers dead, but she didn't want to catch a murder charge herself, so she tried to give another guy a blowjob, hoping that he would be a doll and do something sweet for her (like pull out a gun and shoot this cocksucking flower bearing fairy with no balls), but her sinister plan backfired when it turned out the second guy actually liked the guy bringing her the flowers. This made her puke all over the carpet and call her friends for a girl's night out, where she met a real man, a bad guy that had access to automatic weapons and wouldn't hesitate to pull up in front of where both these other faggots were at and turn both of the first two guys into Swiss cheese. A happy ending can be different for different people.
It was a happy ending for the girl, she got with the bad guy, the bad guy got with her, and the first two lambs got deader than a doornail, so her sinister plan went from backfiring to back in business.
by The Original Agahnim July 03, 2021