The South Sandwhich is a Delicacy in most cultures and is commonly known as a vagina or pussy.
This usually moist and delectable gift is essential part of the male food chain, according to the FDA
the average male human should have a south sandwich anywhere from 5-∞ times per month to maintain
proper balance in health.
Shelf Life of South Sandwich can vary between 45-65 years.
This usually moist and delectable gift is essential part of the male food chain, according to the FDA
the average male human should have a south sandwich anywhere from 5-∞ times per month to maintain
proper balance in health.
Shelf Life of South Sandwich can vary between 45-65 years.
Moe: Man i heard this place downtown got the best South Sandwich in town bro.
Kevin: Woord? we gotta hit that shit up i need some pussy
Moe: That shit gonna be over the counter tonight.
Kevin: Woord? we gotta hit that shit up i need some pussy
Moe: That shit gonna be over the counter tonight.
by GreenBuddah February 2, 2014
Get the South Sandwich mug.A simple thought experiment to explain the process behind the electoral college
You and two friends decide to go out to eat for lunch, only one of you brought a card so you all agree to venmo the one who brought it after you eat as none of you brought any cash either.
You want to get some pizza, and your two friends want to eat human shit sandwiches, you decide to put it to a democratic vote because that’s obviously the most fair right?
You obviously lose and you have to eat the shit sandwich, sucks doesn’t it?
How could this have been avoided?
Simple, you make your vote worth 2, this forces an even tie and forces the shit sandwich twins (you should probably stop hanging out with them btw) to compromise, you all end up agreeing on burgers and you eat in relative peace
Now apply this logic to the electoral college, and you understand why the Montana Wheat farmer or the Wyoming cattle rancher’s state gets to have as much of a say as California or New York
You and two friends decide to go out to eat for lunch, only one of you brought a card so you all agree to venmo the one who brought it after you eat as none of you brought any cash either.
You want to get some pizza, and your two friends want to eat human shit sandwiches, you decide to put it to a democratic vote because that’s obviously the most fair right?
You obviously lose and you have to eat the shit sandwich, sucks doesn’t it?
How could this have been avoided?
Simple, you make your vote worth 2, this forces an even tie and forces the shit sandwich twins (you should probably stop hanging out with them btw) to compromise, you all end up agreeing on burgers and you eat in relative peace
Now apply this logic to the electoral college, and you understand why the Montana Wheat farmer or the Wyoming cattle rancher’s state gets to have as much of a say as California or New York
by Cockyrooster1135 June 19, 2022
Get the Shit Sandwich Theory mug.When a fat Italian man stick his dick in bread and forces a degenerate to eat it. Yeah, the whole dick.
Fat Italian fag:You should've had your money ready for collecting, now you have to give me an Italian sandwich
Some fucker: oh no! Whatever shall I do!
Some fucker: oh no! Whatever shall I do!
by Ivan_Al_No_Handy April 8, 2021
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That was you calling last night? I thought it was that bitch Jill again about the ten dollars I owe her so I put you in a phone sandwich.
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Get the Potato Sandwich mug.“Me and bro eat a Moldy Dihbloney Sandwich errday. sadly we also just got syphilis but it’s probably unrelated”
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