by Hailey and Margie Vlogs July 28, 2018
Get the De-shirtmug. The worst Goalkeeper in the Premier League and possible Europe. Has a howler at least once every two weeks and is a waste of transfer fees
by Rooftophallways May 7, 2023
Get the David de Fraudmug. by atscha June 19, 2021
Get the petit pied de santémug. by Hurb1 April 26, 2023
Get the De Jonasmug. A God amongst men. Intellectually gifted with a flare for unorthodox creativity, he is the GOAT you want leading your rugby league club. Always integrating puns in his speech, the madlad's humour is unrivalled. A supreme alpha male in every way, the last thing you'd want him to be is your father-in-law. Don't be fooled by his natural charm; he'll give you an almighty spray if step out of line. It's Des' world, and we merely bear witness to his glory. Go Manly.
- "Wow, look at how Des Hasler has transformed the club after the departure of that simp Trent Barrett. What an alpha."
- Girlfriend: "Who's that hunk over there? I'm beginning to fall in love."
- Boyfriend: "That's Des Hasler. It's fine if you want to break up with me. I'll never be as good as Des."
- "Who knows the KFC secret herbs and spices?"
- "Des Hasler."
- "Who is Keyser Söze?"
- "Des Hasler."
- Child: "Who is God?"
- Brad Parker: "Des Hasler. "
- Girlfriend: "Who's that hunk over there? I'm beginning to fall in love."
- Boyfriend: "That's Des Hasler. It's fine if you want to break up with me. I'll never be as good as Des."
- "Who knows the KFC secret herbs and spices?"
- "Des Hasler."
- "Who is Keyser Söze?"
- "Des Hasler."
- Child: "Who is God?"
- Brad Parker: "Des Hasler. "
by BradleyPorker69 June 3, 2020
Get the Des Haslermug. by Lamerapija November 22, 2023
Get the cabeza de pijamug. The calculated practice of manufacturing or manipulating scarcity for the express purpose of exaggerating and sustaining the perceived value, desirability, or exclusivity of a commodity, service, or even an abstract idea. The term takes its name from the historical strategies of the De Beers diamond corporation, which successfully fostered a cultural and economic mythology of rarity around diamonds despite their relative geological abundance. In this sense, De Beering refers to any deliberate attempt to withhold supply, obscure availability, or construct a narrative of uniqueness that serves to elevate market prices and social prestige. It encapsulates a mode of economic and cultural engineering in which scarcity itself becomes the principal product, reshaping consumer behaviour, fuelling aspirational demand, and embedding the illusion of preciousness within the collective imagination.
A clear example of De Beering could be seen in 2022, when Shell capitalised on the lingering perception of oil scarcity in the wake of Covid-19. By maintaining the narrative of shortage despite stable reserves, the company achieved a record-breaking profit margin of around £40 billion, the highest in its history. This reflected not natural market conditions but the strategic engineering of scarcity to inflate value and consolidate shareholder wealth.
by DemocracySold September 4, 2025
Get the De Beeringmug.