straight

not me

ew straight

by consume dog 69 October 2, 2020

Straight

LITERALLY PYRO. HES THE STRAIGHTEST MAN ALIVE?? DUHHHHH :3

Pyro is so straight

by oleicautismeater February 19, 2024

You’re as straight as your hair

A term used to describe Dylan bebee, (a small penised, pre pubescent man child), when he tries to roast a straight male and you have to remind him of his place in the groups social hierarchy.

Dylan- you so gay michael

-Michael begins to cry..... so does josh in embarrassment for his kind

Daniel- hey Dylan! You’re as straight as your hair!

- Dylan begins to scream and anger as josh not so slyly steals Dylan’s curly fries

by Supperman8383 March 18, 2019

That's Going Straight In My Basket

An Act to pick up something that is necessary, using a funny term in the process

John: Oh look, some Carling! "That's Going Straight In My Basket!"

by twotowers202020 April 28, 2023

extra straight

Someone that can still dig transsexual so long as the play doesn't get too gay.

Example: Giving bj's
Reach arounds etc.

TSJulie: 😉
StraightGuyJake: Sorry I am Super Straight.
TSJulie: Oh are you sure you aren't even a tiny bit extra???
StraightGuyJake: How much extra are we talking about here something truly tiny or a whole LOAF???
TSJulie: We'll it's pretty tiny but I want you to play with it.
StraightGuyJake: Well Maybe I could be a bit extra straight but I'm definitely not super extra straight!

by PIF01010101010 March 9, 2021

straight

someone who pretends to be straight because they are either in denial or have homophobic friends or fam

nick blushed at Brian but still said "I'm straight"

by jazzie<3 December 18, 2023

Straight-gay

A heterosexual identifying cis gendered male who dates human beings who identify as women.

I was approached by a straight-gay male today.

by Prettybabetheone March 20, 2021