The most amazing man ever. He is kind, caring, loving. He is passionate about what he believes in. He will make you smile from ear to ear. He is tall and a handsome ginger. He will steal your heart and it will be the best decision ever. If you happen to snag an Alex keep him.
by Pixiev31 July 10, 2023
Get the Alexmug. This poor guy who gets dragged round the world by the MI6 after his uncle dies to the hands of an internstional crime organisation that models itself after a glorified crab with anger issues.
Also, hotake but:
If there were more fanfiction, then I can safely say that they would be better then some of the books.
But apart from that I stan my poor spy boi and press F for Jack
Also, hotake but:
If there were more fanfiction, then I can safely say that they would be better then some of the books.
But apart from that I stan my poor spy boi and press F for Jack
"Alex rider, you are required in whatchamacallit to take down fuckmeimtired in operation mywilltoliveisdrainingpleasesendhelp"
"Wtf no-"
"PASSPORTS. CARE SYSTEM. DEPORTATION FOR EVERYONE-"
"AHHHHH OKAY"
"anyways. We need this done by-"
"Nah fuck this shit I'm out-"
*fades out of exsistence*
*fades back into exsistence*
"Fuck you-"
"Wtf no-"
"PASSPORTS. CARE SYSTEM. DEPORTATION FOR EVERYONE-"
"AHHHHH OKAY"
"anyways. We need this done by-"
"Nah fuck this shit I'm out-"
*fades out of exsistence*
*fades back into exsistence*
"Fuck you-"
by WormSINajar November 14, 2023
Get the Alex ridermug. Alex is a bisexual name, it can be used both for girls and boys. Dont be afraid to make joke about Alex named people, they are too weak to fight but be careful they are gay af dont even think about being close to them.
by Alkoliki gunaika November 21, 2021
Get the Alexmug. To insert your foot inside someone's rectal cavity for non-sexual enjoyment.
Akin to wearing a warm shoe.
Akin to wearing a warm shoe.
by Nedflix'n'Diddly February 17, 2024
Get the The Alexmug. A smart yet confused boy, who is just going in the direction life takes him, loves talking and is always available when someone needs help.
by anonymous November 20, 2023
Get the Alexmug. Fun weird but nice person either they are a girl or boy they are sweet and kind but an over thinker definitely the annoying one of the group but still really funny and likes to make people laugh and smile
by Pickle smikle June 3, 2020
Get the Alexmug.