Potato

When you shoot somebody 10 times in call of duty but for some reason none of them hit.

Bro that was some fucking potato!

by im not feeling it November 10, 2018

Potato

Someone who is dull, unimaginative, and useless. Usually found thriving in other people’s dirt and is a busybody.

Angela is the biggest potato I know.

by MaryTurderQueenofFarts June 30, 2023

Doggy potato

A raw, boiled or roasted (but not mashed) potato inserted into a crevacial location during a sexual exchange.

I couldn’t get it up so I gave her a side of doggy potato

by shortfitandsexy January 15, 2023

No that’s a potato

Used when talking about an unknown object or creature.

Person 1: what a weird thing

Person 2: no that’s a potato

by Random person ignore me July 13, 2018

Potato Potat Tater V

The rival and complete opposite of Cornell Cornelius Cornbob in the Cornverse. Nothing much is known about this strange man...

I heard that Potato Potat Tater V burns the corn we are provided with!

by Cornell_Cornelius_Cornbob September 27, 2022

Sad Potato Ki

Sad Potato Ki, is what 16BitTunes, on r/MisreadSprites, thought Ki, from Final Fantasy Legend II, “looked like a sad potato.”

16 Bit Tunes, now realizes/realises “Sad Potato Ki,” is actually, “a beautiful woman.”

by I'mcrazy November 7, 2023

Potato

Leilani Houle

Leilani Houle is a lonely potato who just wants somebody to cuddle with.

by PotatoNuggets March 12, 2019