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pocket artist

befriending an artist/editor etc. so they will make free art for you
“don’t befriend *insert name*. they just pocket artists to draw their oc”
by skidicls February 6, 2020
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wacky pocket

"Oh yeah I dated Heather a few years ago, she's got a wacky pocket if I've ever seen one."
by HeichouII August 30, 2017
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minnesotan hot pocket

The act of when you piss into a condom and freeze it. After it is frozen you shove the condom into your partners vagina/ass. Then during climax you have to say "YES YES YES YES YES YEEEEEESS"
Chad: Jenny said she wanted to spice things up in the bedroom so I told her I'll give her a Minnesotan hot pocket tonight.

Brad: Dude you should totally she would cum so fast
by pteater January 14, 2022
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Pocket Monster

American: Hey have You heard of Pokémon?
Japanese: You mean Pocket Monsters
by Mr.OwO January 29, 2019
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Hot Pocket

A "Hot Pocket" occurs when a player discreetly defecates into their hand and deposits the turd into a teammate’s unattended pocket. The prank relies on stealth, timing, and a worrying lack of shame.

The victim must then declare, at the next training session that they’ve been Hot Pocketed at which point the turd burglar is rewarded with a night of free , drinks paid by the unfortunate recipient.

The consistency of the turd is the critical variable.

A "Solid Insert" is the gold standard: firm enough to hold shape, easy to slip in without detection, and leaves minimal collateral damage.

A "Brown moose Suicide" (also known as a splat drop) is high-risk, high-chaos. It’s loose, unpredictable, and prone to seeping. If pulled off without causing a scene or ruining a pair of jeans, it earns serious respect. But misjudge the texture and you’ll be banned from away trips and cleaning kit for a month.

Gentleman’s code:

No Hot Pocketing on formal occasions (e.g., weddings, funerals, or black-tie dinners, unless agreed prior).

Under no circumstances should one attempt a double-drop (two pockets, one motion) unless you're a senior club member with diplomatic immunity.

Related Terms:

Brown Glove: When the turd is delivered directly into a hand and not deposited. Savage.

Truffle Drop: A variant where it’s placed in a boot or kitbag instead.
"You haven’t lived until you’ve watched a 110kg prop discover a lukewarm Hot Pocket in his fleece while ordering a kebab."
by Brown master general May 3, 2025
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Pinky Pocket

Pinky Pocket - meaning when you put your pinky in any infectious hole of your partner . That means even a staph infection hole or any other creative thought you might have at the moment of cleaning a bad area.
I just made your owee my Pinky Pocket , my love. Please don’t ask questions. Lol
by Erotica Lunacy July 19, 2022
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Pocket

Pocket is art
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“Pocket is art”
-Josh
by Muppetofaman March 13, 2025
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