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Broxton Park 

A K-9 French immersion school in Spruce Grove. For a school in Alberta, it was average, although average in Alberta is abhorrent by international standards. You of course had the teachers who were alleged pedophiles that we never saw the next year because they were quietly let go, but that's only the tip of the iceberg. Ask anyone who went to that school and they will always have something negative to say about it.

One time during lunch period, a classmate of mine went to the sink to add water to their cup of noodles, only to be met with sewage. The water was green, the water was murky, and the water smelt repulsive. I can only imagine what kind of fucked up engineering mishap led to this even being a possibility.

I'm glad that I left that school right as the pandemic hit. I will never have to hear the gremlin children in the hallways screaming at the top of their lungs whatever the current internet brainrot trend is, and I am thankful for that.
Guy #1: Yeah, I went to Broxton Park as a kid.
Guy #2: Dude, I am so sorry for you.
Broxton Park by mikesimons June 18, 2024
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South Park Pathology 

South Park Pathology refers to an attitude characterized by a deliberate display of apathy or disdain for caring about something, stemming from the belief that showing enthusiasm or concern is uncool or cringe. This mindset is often presented as a way of being "above" the act of caring, and it was popularized by the animated television show South Park. The term is particularly associated with millennials and serves as a critique of "poser" culture: if it is considered uncool to care deeply about something, then, paradoxically, it becomes "cool" to appear disinterested or dismissive.
John is embarrassed to tell people he plays Yu-Gi-Oh! because of South Park Pathology, fearing they might think it's cringe to care about a card game.

John is considered "based" because he shares his interests authentically and passionately, even though others with South Park Pathology tell him he's cringe for caring too much.

elthorne park high school 

its pretty mid
better than brentside
dont talk to the year 13s though icl i talked to 2 of them and theyre well weird
boy 1: whats up with people in elthorne park high school
boy 2: idk they say bosh instead of beak and cheese instead of peak

Steve Park

A Male Specimen who teaches at Dresden Area Central School. Teaches Science, history, and language. Very nice hair and has the best Gym class. And also A person who is insanely sigma and when In their prime “there peak point in life” is dangerously good at everything
Steve Park by Chink nugget69 November 23, 2024

Jayden Park 

Is defined as someone who went to many many diddy parties and participated in multiple freak offs with bbm
Person 1: Hey where's jayden park
Person 2: i think i saw his ass but naked walking into diddy's house
Person 1: Yeah that sounds about right
Jayden Park by BallsakDanel November 25, 2024

Nigger Park 

Backing into a parking space so after you rob the joint you can get away quicker.
Did you see Jamarcus nigger park his car in front of the liquor store before he robbed it?
Nigger Park by chi2col November 29, 2024