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ninja

Do you know what ninja accomplished in life?
Yeah he accomplished to be professional virgin by playing fortnite all day
by obey.anarchy81 June 12, 2018
mugGet the ninjamug.

Ninja

What the fuck did you just say to be you little shit, do you know who I am I will report you.

Come on go dance you stream sniper, oh wow you actually did, s t r e a m. S n i p e r.
Oh wow ninja is the best abortnite player
by ГошоГ February 23, 2019
mugGet the Ninjamug.

ninja card

Being tested for HIV and coming back positive. "Drawing the ninja card."
nick: "Hey, SHELLEY, did you get those tests results back?"

SHELLEY: "Yeah... I drew the ninja card."

AZ: "All bets are off, you got the death sentence!"

nick: "Oh, I'm so sorry! Life gets more complicated now!"
by John Q. Public, Esq. September 25, 2009
mugGet the ninja cardmug.

Gay Ninja Star

An inefficient sex position in which 5 people of the same sex attempt to grind their genitals together.
"Oh my god, I don't even know why Gay Ninja Star is a thing. It's just a mess of legs!"
by GayGreenGamer August 25, 2016
mugGet the Gay Ninja Starmug.

ninja

No one knows anything about ninjas, they are never found. Anyone who says they are a ninja is lying, no ninja admits to being a ninja.
Ninja.
mugGet the ninjamug.

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