October 10 

National Send nudes day

“Send nudes”
“Sorry, it’s not October 10th”

October 10 by Ouuuu monkey October 9, 2020

October 13 

Best day to follow @sammyjammykablammy on tiktok

I followed @sammyjammykablammy on tiktok on october 13 and now my feed is blessed with good funny original content and le monke cosplays

October 13 by Sammyjammykablammy October 13, 2019

october road 

the gayest show you will ever watch

Ronda: Did you catch the last episode of October Road?
Me: oh HAAAAYAL NO

october road by alina is freaking amazing October 15, 2007

October 17 

National Chinese day! You can EAT anyone’s dog and get a free pass!

boy 1: bro, you ate my dog..
boy 2: it’s October 17th tho
boy 1: and?

boy 2: it’s Nation Chinese day! i get a free pass
boy 1: oh shit.. ight

October 17 by cara delevingne bitch October 16, 2019

October 24th 

October 24th is the day a boy can hump or feel a girls ass it give a girl a hug

Boy*heyyy lemme hump you it’s October 24th

October 24th by Mac daddy348 October 21, 2019

October 7 

The best/nicest guys are born on october 7. They hava big pp and listnen to the best songs

When’s your birthday?
Oh ya know, October 7

October 7 by Kesibrt May 23, 2021

October 27th 

National knock over a disabled person day! On this day the first disabled person you see gets knocked down. This includes not just retards minorities and famous cripples but foreskin nibblers who walk around on crutches all day. Extra points if you knock them down the stairs

Oh and also just beat up gingers

Tom: hey useless fuck!

Disabled person: SHIDD its october 27th*Gets shoved down stairs and dies*

Ronald: at least I’m safe

Tom: see you in hell redhead piece of shit! *stabs ronald*

October 27th by Joe kegan October 23, 2019