10th of March

the day he lost his v card

“dude, i lost it on the 10th of March”

by nehelol March 20, 2024

Mustn't Masturbate March

A sequel of sorts to the popular no nutting challenge "No Nut November". Often abbreviated "MMM"

"At the end of Mustn't Masturbate March, my balls are so heavy I can demolish buildings with them

by StarSoupMan March 28, 2024

16th of march

the 16th marks the birthday of the littlest of the little people.

i heard lili was born on the 16th of march
Wow! She must be so little!

by Crazy_CFR April 27, 2024

21st of March

National Group fuck day! Grab your friends and get to it.

-Ahh sorry I am not free on 21st of March, got invited somewhere.

-You have been invited already to Frank's?
-Yeah I will be there! Okay that eill be fun now

by DXD123 March 18, 2026

21st of March

National friendgroup hump day! Good friends get together and everyone gets a round with everyone (if they can take it)

-Are you invited to Jake for 21st of March?
-Yeah Amy I will be there too.
-Hell yeah, this will be a blast!

by DXD123 March 18, 2026

Nolan Sorento Is Lincoln March: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Nolan Sorento Is Lincoln March: The First Juvenile Release.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025

no masturbate march

a month where only women are allowed to masturbate and men are not allowed to, like no nut november.

john: hey im going to go masturbate
amelia: no you cant its no masturbate march hahah

by depressed banana February 28, 2025