A kind of species with a godly presence. Anyone with the name Jake bestowed upon them shall know that they are, according to the Holy Bible, an honourable chad with appearances that even God himself couldn't possess. A Jake's looks are in fact so iced out and drippy to the point of frostbite. They are commonly known to cause fainting, amnesia, and concussions all caused from looking at one for a prolonged amount of time. They are so powerful they possess the power of 1000 individuals. One can never understand the true immeasurable physical and mental power of one Jake. They are also known to hunt down any shotacons and lolicons and do anything to put down one.
by DQ Jesus August 13, 2021
Get the Jakemug. Kid 1: Yo lets chill and go golfing in the morning before I go get some really crappy looking shoes and a miami heat shirt to match my hair
Kid 2: Nahhh chill what do you think I am a Jake Friedman
Kid 2: Nahhh chill what do you think I am a Jake Friedman
by Brandon Morrison August 6, 2011
Get the Jake friedmanmug. 
A person that would risk their life and grades to make you laugh. Also the name in subway surfers. He is funny, and does not have hoes. He does have a lot of friends, though.
Person 1: Theres this one kid in Gellers class that makes everyone laugh
Person 2: Is his name Jake?
Person 2: Is his name Jake?
by Zuleydi June 1, 2022
Get the Jakemug. An immature guy with one of the holy trifectas--very large phallus, very large libido, very large actual heart--that make you want to slap him really hard but sametime kinda hit your knees and succcsuccc best you can so he will appreciate you the most possible.
Ugh I dunno what I'm gonna do about him; so annoying at times, but big sigh he's suchhhh a Jake I can't help myself.
by Imouto-chan January 4, 2022
Get the Jakemug.