Milk Midgets

Milk Midgets are exceptionally small creatures that, when you least suspect it and aren't looking, steal your milk. They are most commonly known to move during night time and raid kitchen refrigerators for milk and other milk-based products.

Milk Midgets are known to fear vegans and will totally avoid a home with a vegan in it unless particularly hungry or thirsty.

Boy: "Shoot, I drank all the milk! Mom and Dad are going to be so angry with me!"
Girl: "Not if we blame it on the Milk Midgets."
Boy: "You're right! That's a great idea!"

by MarshmallowKing January 25, 2025

Canadian Milk Bag-Phenomenon

When your nuts are so full of sperm you start dissociating

I totally got the Canadian Milk Bag-phenomenon and its only the 9th of november!

by Migger123 November 9, 2025

milk cabbage

another name for cole slaw, which is already shitty enough as it is

i hate milk cabbage

by fuck u milk cabbage August 22, 2017

milk

something that my, yours's and ur neighbor's dad went to buy 10 years ago in a casual Monday morning at 7am when you were 7 and ur mom needed it and never came back. except when you won the lottery

don't worry tho its a common thing.

r.i.p milk it's spoiled now

by I'm in the next door :) May 1, 2022

*drinks milk cutely*

Drinking milk in an UwU way

The duck had milk and said *drinks milk cutely*

by Cool Man Gun Gamer March 16, 2022

milk disease

milk disease is what you get when you have drank more milk than water for over a week

lexie: i haven’t drank water in a week but i have drank lots of milk

abi: omg lexie, you have milk disease!

by milkymoo February 7, 2020

Milk

Milk is that type of drink my dad is getting right now.

Ayo, wheres your dad?
Hes getting milk

by EverybodyLovesMiyu May 27, 2022